Attention MILF Alert - Shaft is on the Prowl!!! Beware all MILFs and even Non-Milfs

Me So Horny, I would Fux Myself If I could figure out how to do it.  The weekend warrior in search of some Hot Woman!  Special Points if you are a Milf, but will not discriminate, promise .  
Disclaimer - Must be a Full Grown Woman and able to perform at an exceptional skill level, only verifiable skills will be accepted.  The author is not responsible for grammatical and sentence structure errors in his state of current horniness.

All interested parties please apply inside or Dammit, just PM me!!!