Normally I don't like to pick on spelling erors but I thought this one from a recent provider review was funny:
"Her body quacked"
effects VS affects
synical VS cynical
(or even SINical!!)
irrregardles VS regardless
orientated VS oriented
swallows hard VS hardly swallows...
oopsie! my own typo! *blushing*
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