Stand perpendicular to a wall, with the broken-toed foot away from the wall. Lift the broken-toed foot off the floor. Lean into the wall, bracing yourself with the the hand/elbow nearest the wall. You should be able to use your other hand, unencumbered, with no pressure on the healing digits.
It worked for me 3 years ago when I had knee replacement surgery.
I have been recovering from some major re-constructive foot surgery. My Doctor assures me I will be better than before and as good as new, even bionic like. The broke two of my toes (big toe and middle toe), cut the bone to remove the bunion, reset it and implanted a titanium plate with 6 screws. They installed a 6 inch pin in the middle toe to help it heel straight. The stitches were removed last friday. The pin comes out next week before thanks giving. The plate remains. I should be able to begin walking in a boot, unassisted by Thanks giving, YAY!!
Now, here's the issue, I have not been able to have any type of sex that's not involving me and my hand on some meaningful measure and that I refuse to succumb to, no wax on , wax off for me. I need a WOMAN. I'm projecting by end of next week. My Balls have swollen to about 20 lbs and I'm going to need some help. So ladies, please be sure to take my call and messages for help for release PLEASE, I'm in dire need of some serious SEXERCISE. Please help me. I'm taking applications in advance . on a more serious note, thanks for all the well wishes messages, texts and calls. You guys are all very cool, I love this community.
Sincerely, Big Blue Balls,
Shaft
PS: those who know me know it would be hard for me pigmentation wise to have "Blue Balls" but you get the point.
See I told you, this message was TMI . I hope I made you laugh just a little bi
Stand perpendicular to a wall, with the broken-toed foot away from the wall. Lift the broken-toed foot off the floor. Lean into the wall, bracing yourself with the the hand/elbow nearest the wall. You should be able to use your other hand, unencumbered, with no pressure on the healing digits.
It worked for me 3 years ago when I had knee replacement surgery.
Be sure to play the 6 Million Dollar Man sound fx on your mobile phone whenever you walk. Probably not far from the truth in price for surgery and time off work for the 6 screws you got.
If you do indeed have 20 lb big blue balls, I suggest you acquire the services of more than one woman. Sure, there are some self admitted Sluts on the board... but My experience has been that blue balls are too much of a good thing for one woman. Spread the Wealth (and the Shaft Love).
Lastly, after foot surgery I do not recommend using a Chandelier, a trapeze, sex swing or any other hanging object for your first time out. Rely on good ol' CG and RCG.
"One Dame, One Light, and Bam! Kobayashi Maru!"
I don't play a Doctor on TV but I have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express (then left to stay at a Hampton Inn), ga_kos
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. on a more serious note, thanks for all the well wishes messages, texts and calls. You guys are all very cool, I love this community.