I'm going to Dismaland.
Not really it is somewhere in England. Anybody over there or anybody visiting it?
I wish they would bring it to L.A. Maybe put next to that other place. What's the name of it? Whatever, what's the price of admission now? Who needs to see a dead mouse anyway:
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