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3/29-4/2KOP/CC-Hey it's Piper of AZ and you won't believe what I did at 7:30am recently-Holy Shit!
There's a time in everyone's life where you go "Holy Shit" that was amazing! I got to have one of those moments the other morning and for me to be amazed-that's HUGE! See, I have a sex drive that is so natural and 24/7 that I have the ability to freak people out before breakfast! I so enjoyed myself that I have decided to implement a new special "Early Bird Gets the O"
that I will be offering during the hours 7:30am-9am for a $50 discount so we can make memories before your daily "grind" begins and I am pretty certain you will be uber productive as a side benefit of AM "sexy time" with me!😉
Keeping it short and sweet... so get ahold of me and let's get it on like "Donkey Kong before the cocks crows baby!
BTW? I also have 2 more specials ( I ❤ creativity and "sexy time!"😛😘)
So ask about my "Freaky Deaky" special
And my "Decade of Decadence" 'cause I just celebrated my 10th year as a provider in the Top 10 in the workd!😉
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