A drunken man walks into a pub and see a couple at the bar. The boyfriend is around 7 ft tall and built like brick shit house with a gorgeous girl on his arm. The drunk walks over to the bar and orders a whiskey and starts drinking. He notices that the boyfriend has gone to the toilet so he say's to the girl "Do you know what I want to do to you? I want to rip off your blouse and play with your breasts, then I want to rip off your skirt and kiss your cunt, then I want to fill your cunt with beer and drink it". The girl is shocked with this and waits for her boyfriend to return. When he gets back she say's "Do you know what that drunk just said? he said that he wanted to rip off my blouse and play with my breasts". With this the boyfriend starts rolling up his shirt sleeves ready for a fight. "That's not all", said the girl "he also said that he wants to rip of my skirt and kiss my cunt". With that the boyfriend picks the drunk of the floor ready to kill him. "Thats not all" says the girl "he also said that he wants to fill my cunt with beer and drink it". With this the boyfriend puts the drunk down and brushes him down saying "Sorry mate, anybody who can drink that much must be one double hard bastard"!!