A fat guy was in a bar one night when a gay guy walks in. The fat guy looks at the gay guy and says, "I don't like gays, get out." The gay guy responds, "I am not gay, I'm like you, I love girls, football, and beer, please let me join you." The fat guy finally agrees. The gay guy then says, " do you know how to play beer football." The fat guy says no. The gay guy says, " it goes like this, I will go first, First I will gulp down a bottle of beer," and he did, " then I will run down the bar and fart" he did. He then mentions, "see I got a touchdown for drinking the beer, and the extra kick point from the fart." The fat guy then says, "I can beat you this is easy." He drank the beer and ran down the bar and pulled down his pants. when he did this the gay guy ran up from behind and placed his dick in the guys ass and said,"kick blocked."