There isn't really a place for this except in the pigpen called General Discussion and this deserves a bit more appreciation than belching and fart jokes as a response.
So I found this amazing wine. Gnarly Head Double Black 1924. Limited edition. Winner of the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo International Wine Competition 2015. Now I don't know much about rodeos or livestock competitions but I seriously love Houston and all that it offers and what sets it apart from the rest of Texas so I was trusting their judgment on this and they made me proud. If you like wine that just wants... no, needs... to be held lovingly in your mouth before being consumed and is so intoxicating to your tongue that swallowing it feels as criminal as speeding through the North East during peeper (leaf turning in Autumn) season, then you will love this wine as much as I do right now. Next to martinis, I think this is God's way of apologizing for having to experience adulthood at all. So what's your favorite aperitif, liquor or all around I want off this merry-go-round drink this week? Recommendations and descriptions are always appreciated.Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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