I don't know if I found it "interesting" but it got a chuckle out of me. Sorry that it was at your expense, but you of all people have to know that Termites have long memories.
Sometimes there is no reason to find new material, not when the old material is still good for a laugh or two.
and look mom, no alias here. lmao
Now, am I still your favorite asshole???
Anyone had a woman fake a pregnancy to keep you around?
lying around for some woman to self inseminate herself whilst looking for intelligent offspring and a payday up to emancipation.
...in 48 states that I wouldn't father a child!
Can you imagine what that POOR child would have looked like?
Can you imagine what that POOR child would have looked like?
A Hawaiian Eskimo ?
Yes as a matter of fact I recently had a stalker GF send me a picture of a positive pregnancy test in an effort to get me to talk to her. She had to keep up the charade even with her family. As could have been predicted she kept up the farce until it was time for her to begin showing. Then she had a middle of the night "miscarriage" when no one was around. Even her sister knew she was full of shit.
Not among providers though... They'll claim it's a beer belly until the third trimester, when they can change their name and get a payday from it.