lying around for some woman to self inseminate herself whilst looking for intelligent offspring and a payday up to emancipation.

No, I had to sign papers...

...in 48 states that I wouldn't father a child!
Can you imagine what that POOR child would have looked like?

Stalker Ex-GF

Yes as a matter of fact I recently had a stalker GF send me a picture of a positive pregnancy test in an effort to get me to talk to her. She had to keep up the charade even with her family. As could have been predicted she kept up the farce until it was time for her to begin showing. Then she had a middle of the night "miscarriage" when no one was around. Even her sister knew she was full of shit.

Not among providers though... They'll claim it's a beer belly until the third trimester, when they can change their name and get a payday from it.