A sinner dies and goes to hell. The Devil looks at the man and says, "you have a choice between three doors. However, once you choose one you can't change your mind.
That's it!"

The man was lead to door number one. Inside were thousands of people kneeling on broken glass, causing pain and bleeding. Everyone was crying. The man said, "No way!
Let me see what else there is."

The Devil takes the man to door number two. There he saw thousands of people kneeling on hot coal, burning and screaming to the top of their lungs. The man says, "no way! Let me see what else I have to choose from." So, the Devil shows door number three. Inside were thousands of people, standing in shit up to their necks, drinking coffee and eating doughnuts. The man said, "Okay, I choose this one. It may be disgusting, but at least they aren't suffering. Yup! I'll take this one."

The Devil says, "Are you sure? Because once you have chosen, you won't be able to move."

The man said, "that's okay. I'll take it. At least I won't be in pain, and I will eventually get used to the smell." "Okay," said the Devil.

"Go on in."

The man went in and was drinking coffee and eating doughnuts. He said to himself, "I'm glad that I chose this
one. I can tolerate this after a while."

Ten minutes later, one of the Devils guards comes in and shouts, "OKAY, COFFEE BREAK IS OVER! EVERYBODY BACK ON YOUR KNEES!"