Whatever. You sure drew lots of interest. Not too late to like your own lame post.
I've seen quite a few posts especially on the newbie board about inquiries to ladies being ignored. While shooting the bull with some gals during an appointment the subject of communication has came up and how some guys revert to writing like a 16 year old horny inexperienced punk with their initial correspondence. Some of the crap I've heard is really funny and sounds like crap from a high school locker room. So for the sake of a good chuckle gals what's the lamest pick up line type intro you've received and probally deleted. Some over the top failures like "hey girl let me squirtle on them jiggly puffs" or my personal favorite " hey let's bump fuzzies
Yup, let's see the ladies line up to mock their paying clients. Well played. Not.
Loved the witty reply. Not!! Hadn't heard that one in years, did you screen write for all those lame 90's sitcoms? Wasn't playing a game dude, or asking the gals to mock those of us who help pay the rent but rather the douche bags out there who are so rude or whatever that they get shot straight to the trash folder. Sorry ya missed the point.
Whatever. You sure drew lots of interest. Not too late to like your own lame post.
Yeah I gotta say the responses where overwhelming!! No biggie just a conversation starter that went nowhere. At least folks know I had the nerve to put something out there and not hide behind a lame ass alias.
'Case321' wtf did your mom come up with THAT name?????
Probably something along the lines of I need a deep discount and need you to do things you don't like to do!
And maybe I'm not going to take a shower either?
Hahaha I'll take a corny intro over a blatant soliciting intro any day 
LMAO. That didn't sweep you off your feet? You must have a heart of stone. :-
I think the guy must have been new or something. He had a fine penis, but soliciting killed the mood lol