A Physician, an Engineer, and a Lawyer were discussing their professions. They were trying to determine which profession had been around the longest.

The Doctor said "Doctors were first. In the good book, it states that Eve was created from one of Adam's ribs.....That required the first surgery. So Doctors were here first."

The Engineer said, "NOPE, it also said, before Adam and Eve, that God created the heavens and the earth. That required a lot of plans and engineering work, so Engineers were here first."

The Lawyer said, "Sorry Guys, lawyers were here before all that. If you read a little closer, it says that in the beginning there was confusion."