Below you will see the worst initial contact ever!!!

Read and learn how not to behave!!!

I VILL PAY IT.  I m not a cop, im not not not!!  Godamnit give me some!!!  Not only am i not a cop, to all cops reading this, WHY?    
um k i got some cash and she knows what i want, i am IN OC,  i can drive.  Not.  a . cop.  No fucking entrapment BULLSHIT.   I can get the cash, can you gimme the poontang/nookie/ pussy?  I want pay for play, no shit, no bullshit, no fuzz.  Name your price but dont make it too dear-c'mon.  
Here i am, want the money?  I repeat as long it takes:  
I m not a cop, im not not not!!  
I m not a cop, im not not not!!  
I m not a cop, im not not not!!  

If you might be worried im still an oinker after all this shit, drop me a line, i will play a game for a bit and then i just might become your regular.   I want want i want and i am fucking SICK AND TIRED of stupid woman games.  CCash cash cash!!! No bullshit, no fuzz, here i am!  Want it beeaytch?

Um k bishes make me say whatever it is they must say to make you safe and i will say it.  Woo hoo i might be your dream client.  Would a cop be saying these des[erate words?  I dounbt it, very much, cause they are worried about their case or some bullshit, but i dont care!!!  I will be a fucking HEAD CASE if i dont have a women in a year!  Its been two!!!  My chouices are shoot myself or troll!!!  You would too.  COME TO BUTTHEAD.  IF u want my bidness please headline  the following:  

COME. TO. BUTTHEAD.  
Sorry but how in the Hell else am i spose to know you are serious from all the spam??
Cash cash cash.  No cops no fuzz,  No shit./    If you are sellin i am buyin.  

No shit.  ****

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