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That could have been a trick to take your wallet. While your pants are around your ankles and you're getting a blow job, the ho is slipping your wallet out of your pants with cash and credit cards.

Posted By: Case321
First off I'm not the hvac guy who replaced Miss Valentina's ac just thought I'd put that out there, not that I wouldn't like to service her just wasn't me :0)  
   
 Anyways dead of winter and I'm running no heat calls up here in Winston Salem a few years back. I get dispatched to a boarding house. Who knew they still had these things. Get there and go in and I'm like the only white guy for miles. There's like 5 big ass dudes in there with 3 or 4 nasty looking pimped out streetwalker types. Place is all smoked up looks like a Cheech and Chong movie being filmed or something. Biggest guy says "don't tell my uncle we in here partying he'll kick us out" I'm like I don't care what y'all do I'm just here to fix the heat if I wasn't on the clock I'd hang with y'all. Guy was cool then told me where furnace was. Go look at it and I need part x of course I don't have part x.  Radio the shop and tell the boss to bring me part x cause if I leave I'm not coming back.  
 Jackass boss shows up and don't even hardly slow down, throws part out the window as he cruises by, it was a pretty bad neighborhood. Damn asshole!!! So I back in and get the furnace going while the party continued upstairs.  
   
 On the way back out I tell the one guy who seems like the ringleader everything is good have a nice day and shit. He says hold up heat man, ya wanna blowjob? I'm like whoa I don't roll that way bro. He laughs and says nah man not from me from my hoe!!! I'm like no I'm good thanks though. He says come on man everyone likes a good blow job, I say I haven't got my paycheck yet, he replied nah man you fixed the heat it's on the house!! Damn it!!! I'm like maybe later I got to go. He says what you don't like black women? Shit why did he have to go there, there a very sexy ladies of all races but these where not fine examples of any race ya know? I just didn't want some drugged up pimped out street walker anywhere near Mr Happy, he ain't much but damn it he's mine and I like the fact that he is healthy and shit!!!  
 Remember those Sherlock Holmes movies where Robert Downey jr would think shit out in slow motion before it happened. That's what I was doing then, ok side step draw 45 from shoulder holster disable the closest big guy then the guy by the window best looks like he's packing..... Y'all get the idea. Being a quick thinker and a master bull shit artist I put my arm around mister pimp daddy and whispered dude I'm emarresed but I was over on 36th street a couple weeks ago and had a similar offer, now I got this rash. I don't wanna put you're girl out of work ya know. He starts laughing and says your solid white boy!! When ya get that cleared up it's an open invitation.  
   
 Called the boss and said y'all ever send me back there  again I'm gone!!!!  
 Not exactly a hobby or provider story but close I guess.

Was laying up with bae after some really steamy fun (the feeling's mutual baby!) when the smoke alarm in the hotel room suddenly went off - like I said it was steamy lol - which got us scrambling to say the least he he including a call from the front desk

OK y'all - I know you got some funny ones, let's hear some stories bout when shit got real :)

He grabbed his chest in pain, tried to get up as I was riding him CG in a chair, which caused me to fall backward in a tight spot between the bed and wall behind me, and he collapsed on top of me, completely trapping me as he moaned in pain. I managed to wiggle myself out though. He told me to get his bag, so I ran across the room to fetch it but tripped and landed hard. Turns out it was severe indigestion though and he needed his meds.

Another time, it was my 2nd appointment ever (Backpage). I was already nervous as hell (didn't screen then). Client was super nice and we eventually start going at it. I hear my hotel door slam against the secondary lock and I jumped off him and went for my baton thinking it was his partner or friend (I have a huge fear of gangbangs). He looks at me, petrified, thinking it was a pimp. Then a voice called out, "Maintenance, sorry!" We laughed so hard. He's one of my best guys now, met my family when he replaced my air conditioner at home and everything, and we're great friends.

Went to an incall and the girl was passed out naked.  The booker said to go inside and see if she was OK so I did.  She was out cold (no one else in the location) so I checked her breathing and confirmed that she was still alive.  I woke her up so she could call the agency and then talked with her for a few minutes.  She was texting her best friend who was on his way over to meet her (I guess to pick her up).  After talking for about ten minutes, I decided to leave because this wasn't going to work out and her friend was coming over.  Well she says that I have to pay her.  I say no, nothing happened and I had to come in and get you up.  She starts to get upset and I'm thinking this is a bad situation - she was passed out, now she's screaming and her best friend is coming to pick her up.  So I decide to leave.  As I go to leave, she follows me.  I get to the apartment door and she starts running after me, totally naked.  I'm literally sprinting through the hallway trying to remember where the stairs are with a naked woman chasing me.  I can hear her calling after me but I wasn't about to stop.

Fortunately, I made it to my car and drove off.  

I've used this agency many times and it's reputable.  The provider was /is well known so there was probably nothing to worry about but I went into panic mode with her friend coming over and with her coming after me

Was still fairly new to the hobby and seeing a well-known lady for an afternoon romp at an upscale hotel.  We'd just gotten naked with clothes, condoms, vibrator, lube, etc. scattered everywhere when there was an insistent knock on the door.  She calls out "I'm in the shower, can you come back" and he says the bar wasn't checked when the room was prepped and that he absolutely must inventory the bar!  So she shoos me into the bathroom, throws all the scattered items into drawers and under the bed, wraps herself in a towel and lets him inventory the damned bar.  Boy, talk about coitus interruptus.  Fortunately, the session resumed quickly and became one of my most memorable ones.

First off I'm not the hvac guy who replaced Miss Valentina's ac just thought I'd put that out there, not that I wouldn't like to service her just wasn't me :0)

Anyways dead of winter and I'm running no heat calls up here in Winston Salem a few years back. I get dispatched to a boarding house. Who knew they still had these things. Get there and go in and I'm like the only white guy for miles. There's like 5 big ass dudes in there with 3 or 4 nasty looking pimped out streetwalker types. Place is all smoked up looks like a Cheech and Chong movie being filmed or something. Biggest guy says "don't tell my uncle we in here partying he'll kick us out" I'm like I don't care what y'all do I'm just here to fix the heat if I wasn't on the clock I'd hang with y'all. Guy was cool then told me where furnace was. Go look at it and I need part x of course I don't have part x.  Radio the shop and tell the boss to bring me part x cause if I leave I'm not coming back.  
Jackass boss shows up and don't even hardly slow down, throws part out the window as he cruises by, it was a pretty bad neighborhood. Damn asshole!!! So I back in and get the furnace going while the party continued upstairs.

On the way back out I tell the one guy who seems like the ringleader everything is good have a nice day and shit. He says hold up heat man, ya wanna blowjob? I'm like whoa I don't roll that way bro. He laughs and says nah man not from me from my hoe!!! I'm like no I'm good thanks though. He says come on man everyone likes a good blow job, I say I haven't got my paycheck yet, he replied nah man you fixed the heat it's on the house!! Damn it!!! I'm like maybe later I got to go. He says what you don't like black women? Shit why did he have to go there, there a very sexy ladies of all races but these where not fine examples of any race ya know? I just didn't want some drugged up pimped out street walker anywhere near Mr Happy, he ain't much but damn it he's mine and I like the fact that he is healthy and shit!!!  
Remember those Sherlock Holmes movies where Robert Downey jr would think shit out in slow motion before it happened. That's what I was doing then, ok side step draw 45 from shoulder holster disable the closest big guy then the guy by the window best looks like he's packing..... Y'all get the idea. Being a quick thinker and a master bull shit artist I put my arm around mister pimp daddy and whispered dude I'm emarresed but I was over on 36th street a couple weeks ago and had a similar offer, now I got this rash. I don't wanna put you're girl out of work ya know. He starts laughing and says your solid white boy!! When ya get that cleared up it's an open invitation.

Called the boss and said y'all ever send me back there  again I'm gone!!!!
Not exactly a hobby or provider story but close I guess.

That could have been a trick to take your wallet. While your pants are around your ankles and you're getting a blow job, the ho is slipping your wallet out of your pants with cash and credit cards.

Posted By: Case321
First off I'm not the hvac guy who replaced Miss Valentina's ac just thought I'd put that out there, not that I wouldn't like to service her just wasn't me :0)  
   
 Anyways dead of winter and I'm running no heat calls up here in Winston Salem a few years back. I get dispatched to a boarding house. Who knew they still had these things. Get there and go in and I'm like the only white guy for miles. There's like 5 big ass dudes in there with 3 or 4 nasty looking pimped out streetwalker types. Place is all smoked up looks like a Cheech and Chong movie being filmed or something. Biggest guy says "don't tell my uncle we in here partying he'll kick us out" I'm like I don't care what y'all do I'm just here to fix the heat if I wasn't on the clock I'd hang with y'all. Guy was cool then told me where furnace was. Go look at it and I need part x of course I don't have part x.  Radio the shop and tell the boss to bring me part x cause if I leave I'm not coming back.  
 Jackass boss shows up and don't even hardly slow down, throws part out the window as he cruises by, it was a pretty bad neighborhood. Damn asshole!!! So I back in and get the furnace going while the party continued upstairs.  
   
 On the way back out I tell the one guy who seems like the ringleader everything is good have a nice day and shit. He says hold up heat man, ya wanna blowjob? I'm like whoa I don't roll that way bro. He laughs and says nah man not from me from my hoe!!! I'm like no I'm good thanks though. He says come on man everyone likes a good blow job, I say I haven't got my paycheck yet, he replied nah man you fixed the heat it's on the house!! Damn it!!! I'm like maybe later I got to go. He says what you don't like black women? Shit why did he have to go there, there a very sexy ladies of all races but these where not fine examples of any race ya know? I just didn't want some drugged up pimped out street walker anywhere near Mr Happy, he ain't much but damn it he's mine and I like the fact that he is healthy and shit!!!  
 Remember those Sherlock Holmes movies where Robert Downey jr would think shit out in slow motion before it happened. That's what I was doing then, ok side step draw 45 from shoulder holster disable the closest big guy then the guy by the window best looks like he's packing..... Y'all get the idea. Being a quick thinker and a master bull shit artist I put my arm around mister pimp daddy and whispered dude I'm emarresed but I was over on 36th street a couple weeks ago and had a similar offer, now I got this rash. I don't wanna put you're girl out of work ya know. He starts laughing and says your solid white boy!! When ya get that cleared up it's an open invitation.  
   
 Called the boss and said y'all ever send me back there  again I'm gone!!!!  
 Not exactly a hobby or provider story but close I guess.

Could have been but I don't think so five dudes and 2 or 3 drugged up street walkers they wouldn't have had any trouble jumping me and taking my wallet without having to trick me. Had they tried at least one of them probally would have succumbed to a nasty case of lead poisoning. Plus I was in their "home" pretty easy to track down by Leo if they robbed me. Still Little Case wanted no part of that action!!!!

Funny as hell!

Posted By: Case321
First off I'm not the hvac guy who replaced Miss Valentina's ac just thought I'd put that out there, not that I wouldn't like to service her just wasn't me :0)  
   
 Anyways dead of winter and I'm running no heat calls up here in Winston Salem a few years back. I get dispatched to a boarding house. Who knew they still had these things. Get there and go in and I'm like the only white guy for miles. There's like 5 big ass dudes in there with 3 or 4 nasty looking pimped out streetwalker types. Place is all smoked up looks like a Cheech and Chong movie being filmed or something. Biggest guy says "don't tell my uncle we in here partying he'll kick us out" I'm like I don't care what y'all do I'm just here to fix the heat if I wasn't on the clock I'd hang with y'all. Guy was cool then told me where furnace was. Go look at it and I need part x of course I don't have part x.  Radio the shop and tell the boss to bring me part x cause if I leave I'm not coming back.  
 Jackass boss shows up and don't even hardly slow down, throws part out the window as he cruises by, it was a pretty bad neighborhood. Damn asshole!!! So I back in and get the furnace going while the party continued upstairs.  
   
 On the way back out I tell the one guy who seems like the ringleader everything is good have a nice day and shit. He says hold up heat man, ya wanna blowjob? I'm like whoa I don't roll that way bro. He laughs and says nah man not from me from my hoe!!! I'm like no I'm good thanks though. He says come on man everyone likes a good blow job, I say I haven't got my paycheck yet, he replied nah man you fixed the heat it's on the house!! Damn it!!! I'm like maybe later I got to go. He says what you don't like black women? Shit why did he have to go there, there a very sexy ladies of all races but these where not fine examples of any race ya know? I just didn't want some drugged up pimped out street walker anywhere near Mr Happy, he ain't much but damn it he's mine and I like the fact that he is healthy and shit!!!  
 Remember those Sherlock Holmes movies where Robert Downey jr would think shit out in slow motion before it happened. That's what I was doing then, ok side step draw 45 from shoulder holster disable the closest big guy then the guy by the window best looks like he's packing..... Y'all get the idea. Being a quick thinker and a master bull shit artist I put my arm around mister pimp daddy and whispered dude I'm emarresed but I was over on 36th street a couple weeks ago and had a similar offer, now I got this rash. I don't wanna put you're girl out of work ya know. He starts laughing and says your solid white boy!! When ya get that cleared up it's an open invitation.  
   
 Called the boss and said y'all ever send me back there  again I'm gone!!!!  
 Not exactly a hobby or provider story but close I guess.

Many years ago (mid-1970s) went NYC was a very different place than it is today, I was young, horny and bored on a late Saturday night coming off a long shift - probably was 11pm or so.  So I bought the latest Screw Magazine and called a few of the places in the ads.  One says - sure we are open come on over.  Gives me the address and tells me to look for the red door (how original).  Its a relatively safe upper east side address which turns out to be the ground floor of a nice brownstone house.  I knock and a half-naked woman answers the door that opens right out onto the street.  She invites me inside a living room/reception area that had 3 or 4 cops standing around talking to other women.  I must have had quite the look on my 24 y.o. face - because she tells me to take it easy that they are OK with all this and she takes me into the back.  

I frankly don't remember the session at all - but I do remember that the cops were still sitting around the place when I got done and walked out.

I had just arrived at my lady's hotel room. She is dressed to the nines in the scantiest of lingerie. We are just about to get comfortable when we hear a knock on the door. It's room service with a bottle of wine the lady had ordered. She drops to the floor on the other side of the bed and hides while I receive the wine. Closed the door, opened the wine, and proceeded to have an awesome time.

Went to see a provider out by Ohare several years ago.  Had the donation in a plain white envelope that I had folded over in half so it would fit in the back pocket of my jeans.  Got to the room, put the folded envelope with the donation down on the night stand and got busy.  I was laid back with my eyes closed while the provider was going down on me; all of a sudden she popped her head up and said, "Is it getting hot in here?"  Then she said "Oh shit!"  I opened my eyes and looked over at the night stand.  She had put candles out on the night stand and the donation envelope had slowly unfolded itself until one end was over one of the candles and caught fire.  I quickly smothered the flames and after we got our breath back, we had a good laugh.  Luckily the smoke alarm didn't go off and while the money had burned, there was still over half of each bill remaining, so I was able to trade it in for new currency.

But we forgot to set the lock at the top of the hotel door and housekeeping let themselves in to see 10 toes up and 10 toes down.

At least they backed out and shut the door.

Even after all these years it still blows my mind how this all happened. A fairly new lady on the scene many many moons ago I was trying to arrange a meeting with. We had a day and time set for the evening of the following day. Yep, death in the family call the morning of so I had to beg forgiveness for this, knowing it had to sound like BS. I assured her we would be rescheduling ASAP.  

    So the day after the funeral I'm at work(retail big box store job) and see an attractive female who seemed pretty distressed over trying to find a specific item she desperately needed. I did some looking around pulled out all the stops and found the rare item she needed. Great customer service moment all the while I couldn't stop noticing how sexy this lady was..great body, even dressed down in a pair of cutoff blue jean shorts and tank top...she was gorgeous. I really wanted to ask for a number but in my position I could  just see that going bad and her being upset so I just had to complete her transaction and hope she came back in with another issue. Still for days I couldn't get her out of my mind.  

    A few days later I was able to get an off day so I quickly got in touch with the provider I was dying to see as I was rather worked up after my amazing customer service encounter. Everything was a go for a meeting that evening. I arrive and as I enter her room she has a couple of candles lit with the lights off and is hiding behind the door as it opens. We kiss and WOW!! Just an amazing meeting...mind blowing experience. So while we are getting dressed and talking she asked what I did so I told her. She begins with...I was just there a few days ago(I was waiting for the bad experience story which seemed to be the usual). She begins to tell me about her experience and I literally came up off the bed going "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD...OHHHH MYYY GODDD!!" I realized I just had the most mind blowing sex with the customer I had the hots for.  

Posted By: bballs
Was laying up with bae after some really steamy fun (the feeling's mutual baby!) when the smoke alarm in the hotel room suddenly went off - like I said it was steamy lol - which got us scrambling to say the least he he including a call from the front desk  
   
 OK y'all - I know you got some funny ones, let's hear some stories bout when shit got real :)

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