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When I was married, I hated buttsex. Turns out it wasn't me, it was my XH doing it wrong (spitting on it and shoving it in). Had it done properly with a Sugar Daddy I had several months ago, and I liked it so much better.

Don't you think it feels kinda naughty, and that adds to the appeal, Karma? Hahaha. So you offering Greek on your menu now?

Heyyy guyz its karma.. yaeyyyy. (Wat goes around comes back around again) ;-) ;-)  and boy do i hav a story for you guyz.. lol but b4 i start let me say that i know for some that this is probably not a big deal @ all but for me... i mean.. FANTASY. .. also wanted to say that although i know i shouldn't let stupidity affect me howeva i dislike wen people aautomatically assume because one has a nice round fat soft booty that u do anal.. that's sad.. but umm i guess NOW its safe 2 assume that about me.. lol not tha reason my ass is ths way it is but YESSS i indulge.. lol
Well now i feel sooo bad the way i use 2 down play anal.. y? Ill neva know.. so i come in from out of town n hav my lady friend meet me.. now fyi wen i fly lol 4 sum reason it gives me an upset stomach so wat i do is flush my system as much i can.. but on this particular day i was extremely horny. . Lol dnt judge me.. so wen myggirlfriend pull up she has this "movie" fine guy n tha kar with her.. introduction is made n i think nothing of it.. im more tired than hungry so i tell her 2 jus drop me home. Dnt know how but found my self n a sexual debate. . :/ rt. Wen im horny as hell.. now me n my gf have fooled around several times but with a guy no.. so newayz i find my self n this deep debate  n tha topic is anal.. :/ so we decide 2 go 2 my place cook hav a few drinks.. so we make it there and immediately my gf realizes theres no wine bc thats all she drinks and ran bak out 2 the store. I decided i was 2 tired 2 cook and ordered out took me 2 shots of fireball made sure our guest was comfortable and got n tha shower.. mind u i was already horny so figured i can get a quick 1 in tha shower.. im about 10 min n when i feel tha breez from tha bathroom door open.. @ first i was stardled but then thought nothing of it thinkn is was my gf.. which made me more horny.. then tha shower curtain slam back n it was tha guy.. so many emotions ran threw my body that i couldn't even scream.. but by this time it didnt matter.. so him seeing that i didnt say nething he jus pulled his pants down and said "wat were you saying about anal earlier"? My whole body tensed.. i didnt know wat 2 do.. so i jus looked him in his eyes n said do wat u believe..  please listen 2 me.. wen i say that this is THEE most greatest feeling in my life... I promise im being honest.. i thought that anal would hurt,that it would b messy that i wouldnt b able 2 take it.. but that was far fr tha case.. i NEVA thought it would make me feel tha way it did.. .. well to make a story a GOOD long story honestly i cant get enough of it.. like a drug,, lol i

Panthera12570 reads

I am sure it can be done in a sentence or two.

Panthera12586 reads

translation services in the future?

GaGambler495 reads

That giant block of text would have given me a head ache even if it weren't written in "text speak",  I gave up about halfway through what should have been the first paragraph, quite frankly whatever the OP was trying to say wasn't worth the headache I would now be suffering if I was to actually attempt to read the entire thing.

Panthera12399 reads

I turned the aspirin bottle upside down and polished them off. In my defense I think it may have been before her services were rendered.

When I was married, I hated buttsex. Turns out it wasn't me, it was my XH doing it wrong (spitting on it and shoving it in). Had it done properly with a Sugar Daddy I had several months ago, and I liked it so much better.

Don't you think it feels kinda naughty, and that adds to the appeal, Karma? Hahaha. So you offering Greek on your menu now?

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