Whats worse than NCNS?

No Show, but texting just enough to keep you there looking like a total moron!

BEFORE YOU READ THIS...I know it's 100% my fault after the first 20 minutes.  
9 out of 10 times I leave.  If she had said at any point "Sorry, shit went sideways..." I'd have never published a word and would have tried again to meet her, sometimes shit can go sideways. I Should have cut and run...But sometimes I just can't seem to give-up.  So hopefully you may learn from and possibly enjoy a rundown of my ludicrous attempt to make a bad situation...I don't know...into a ridiculous one.  

I will not publish a review because I have nothing to publish regarding the lady other than NCNS.

Lilly Love TER 251048
The reviews, while consistently good do mention she is flighty.  I had some time was having trouble raising some regulars so I thought I'd venture out.  Tried calls, no answer, but got text.  Via text we set up a time and she gave me directions.  Communicated a couple times enroute.  I had an hour to travel and she knew that.  I told her when I left.  About 10 minutes before I got there she texted to say "Let me know when you are close"  I responded immediately (Yes texted while driving) that I was less than 10 min away and 7 minutes later I texted her that I had arrived at her location.
Nothing, Nada, Zip, Zilch....for 30 Minutes.  I decide to catch lunch and live in the delusional optimistic fantasy that maybe the trip can be saved...her reviews are stellar.  Then the texting begins.  

                                     DAM = Dumb Ass Me
                                      NSL = No Show Lilly

NSL: "Are you here?"
DAM: "YES, have been for a while" (45 fucking minutes, but I am a nice guy so I say nothing)
NSL: "Damn this phone sux" (you think?  I don't believe you...but I am a horny guy so I say nothing)
DAM: "What room"
NSL: "XXX in the last section"
DAM: "Be right there"
NSL: "Do you have protection?" (ARE YOU KIDDING ME???  LEAVE! Jerk in a sock on the highway...CUT YOUR LOSSES, but I march on ever the dumbass)
DAM: "I can get some, store right here"
NSL: (5 min later while I'm in store)"OK, if you can give me 20 min I will cut some money off session and send you a pic"
DAM: "OK, see you in 20" (talk about thinking with NO brain...even my smaller brain should have known better by now)

~~25 min. and several outbound texts later, cuz I am a nice (horny) dumbass trying not to write off an hour drive and 1/4 tank of gas...~~

DAM "Headed up" (Frustration and optimism peaks)
NSL : Nothing, Nada, Zip, Zilch
~~ 10 Min later, focused and determined climb Mr. Kilimanjaro...or..I approach door...window curtain open...definitely NOT  the person I am expecting to see.  Unless she has changed race, gender, aged 30 years and added another person.  I Scurry to car like the moron I am and head out to points north just in time to enjoy some traffic... to help elevate the stress level.

You'd think I'd learn.  And I did, I have confirmed that I am an eternal optimist by nature.  When tempted and excited my IQ drops to that of a teenage boy. When I am Optimistic, tempted, excited and horny I can barely function as a human being.  It's amazing I don't have to wear depends and have a leash attached to my nipples to keep me out of trouble.

Damn I love this hobby