Is My Kinda' Doctor !!!!
a massage. Any one avail tomorrow noonish around 285/85 intersection
Is My Kinda' Doctor !!!!
Have him write a prescription and turn it in on next years medical tax deductions....
Just make sure you get a receipt.
Actually you can IF your medical deductions exceed 7.5% of AGI and IF your doctor actually prescribes it. And IF AMT doesn't apply.....
You may survive the audit IF she's a CMT and IF you get a receipt and IF the amount of the receipt is reasonable.
Of course - you can just play audit roulette as well..... the odds on that are actually pretty good. Of course, if your medical expenses (after insurance reimbursement...) exceed 7.5% of AGI --- the $30 your deduction (assuming a reasonable receipt of $100 or so and a 30% bracket) would be worth may not be worth the psychic pain of wondering whether it will actually pass muster on the remote chance you actually get audited. Don't know if something like this would rise to the level of criminal fraud - but it might... who knows.... not a high probability outcome - but aren't you going to feel like a chump talking to the guys in your cell block about that....
Of course, actually qualifying for that deduction requires a stack of receipts - from cancer treatment, a heart attack or something similar... and this would be just one of dozens if not hundreds of bills from various medical professionals. So you would probably get away with it but the provider might get hammered for not reporting the income.... unless she really is a CMT and reports her income like she should.... Of course the odds on that are probably less than 1 in 10,000 but still...
Hey - everybody's got their own ideas of fun.... God I love our tax code...... Flat tax is looking good...