Three college football fans were driving along when they noticed a body in the underbrush. Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately they were too late. They discovered the nude body of a deceased young woman. Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Redskins hat over one of her breasts. The second guy, a Jaguars fan, placed his hat over her other breast. The Cowboys fan then placed his hat over the woman's very private part. Soon the police arrived. The coronerstarted checking over the body. He picked up the Redskins hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked up the Jaguars hat and returned it. Then he picked up the Cowboy fan's hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down.

Then he picked it up a third time. By this time, the Cowboys fan was a bit irritated and he asked, "Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert?" The coroner responded with a wry smile, "Boy, I can't figure this one out at all. Usually when I come across one of these Cowboys hats, there's an asshole under it."