I can't stop laughing at this, but I am also totally down.  Too bad I'm not in London!
Also, I didn't know that orgasms reduce the rate of prostate cancer!  Lucky fellas!

http://metro.co.uk/2016/05/25/women-are-now-paying-to-have-expert-vagina-massages-5902375/

Look, we know that if someone offered you a ‘vagina massage’ you’d most likely run far, far away or possibly slap them. It just sounds like a front for ‘oi, let me finger you’. It sounds dodgy.
But apparently vagina massages are a thing – and they’re more than just a sexual experience.
Women’s Health brought our attention to the existence of vagina massages – also known as yoni massage and tantric massage – this week, interviewing expert yoni massage practitioner Isis Phoenix.
Isis explained that her treatments cost upwards of $300 (£200), and involve the use of herbs, steam, and massaging tension out of the vagina.
Women are now paying to have expert vagina massages
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Which all sounds very interesting. But it also sounded like another one of those strange things happening across the pond in LA. So we tracked down some yoni massage practitioners in the UK to find out if women are really paying for the same experience over here.
Turns out they are. We spoke to Alexey Kuzmin from Tantric Therapy UK and Katie Travis from Massage Her.
They both offer vaginal massage in London, promising benefits ranging from centering the mind and body, soothing anxiety, and self-esteem to improved orgasms and increased sensitivity.
Katie even suggests that by giving clients orgasms, the treatments can ‘reduce the risk of many types of cancer usually associated with women’.
We’re a bit skeptical about that bit – orgasms have been proven to reduce the risk of prostate cancer for men, but there is currently no strong evidence that they have cancer-fighting benefits for women. However, regular orgasms can relieve stress, and stress can have many negative physical effects on the body, so there’s always that.

 
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