A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders a hamburger.

The huge guy behind the counter bellows, "One burger!"

The cook, who's even bigger, screams, "Bur-ger!", where upon he grabs a huge hunk of chopped meat, stuffs it in his bare armpit, pumps his arm a few times to squeeze it flat, and then tosses it on the grill. The old lady says, "That's the most disgusting thing I think I've ever seen."

The counterman says, "Yeah? You should be here in the morning when he makes the doughnuts."