Tom Clancy: "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy."
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> Steve Martin: "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me
neither."
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> Drew Carey: "Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as
meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
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> Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a
good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
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> Rodney Dangerfield: "If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life
at all."
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> Rodney Dangerfield: "My wife said she'd like to have sex in the back
seat of the car ... and she wanted me to drive."
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> George Burns: "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of
getting married."
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> George Burns: "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

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> Lynn Lavner: "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women. Among these is the Mercedes-Benz
500SL."
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> Harvey Korman: "Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a
condemned building."