Grandpa & Grandma were visiting their kids overnight. Grandpa went into the bathroom & found a bottle of Viagra in the medicine cabinet. He asked his son if he could take one. The son said he didn't think it would be a good idea as they were very strong & also expensive.
"How expensive?" asked Grandpa.
"Well they cost $10 each."
"Tell you what..I still want to try one & I'll leave $10 under your pillow as soon as I break this fifty."
The next morning the son wakes up & finds $110 under his pillow.
The son says "I told you they were $10...not $110."
"Well, it's $10 from me...the rest is from Grandma!"
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