The Worst Golf Foursome Ever:
1 Monica Lewinsky
2 OJ Simpson
3 Ted Kennedy
4 Bill Clinton
Why You Ask?
1 Monica Is A Hooker
2 OJ Is A Slicer
3 Ted Kennedy Can't Drive Over The Water, And
4 Bill Clinton Can't Remember Which Hole He Played Last!
Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
We thank you for your purchase!
Membership should be activated shortly. You'll receive notification!