Newbie - FAQ

Massage parlors are best left to
sgandolfs 63 Reviews 1813 reads
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either experienced hobbyists or those who deserve to get ripped off... you need to provide more information if anyone is going to help you... at least a city/state or area code where you are... services can vary... but I can tell you that it is almost 100% certain that in your area, there are at least a couple of providers who travel nearby and they would probably give better service than any massage parlor...

trops2358 reads

Just thinking of getting into this hobby and thought I might start with the local massage parlor. I have no experience with escorts or massage parlors at this time. Just what do I expect on the first trip in? I've called on rates and times. Is it strictly massage with a HJ or is there Oral involed? Are the providers nude and is it strictly hands off I would guess.Somebody walk me threw this ha! Would it be ok to ask about local escorts when I'm in there as there is none listed in this local area.

either experienced hobbyists or those who deserve to get ripped off... you need to provide more information if anyone is going to help you... at least a city/state or area code where you are... services can vary... but I can tell you that it is almost 100% certain that in your area, there are at least a couple of providers who travel nearby and they would probably give better service than any massage parlor...

trops1964 reads

I've looked around but find no escorts listed in our area, but of course I don't have any connections to line of business either. anyway sgandolfs the city is Great Falls Montana. anyone have any reviews or ideas on this area?

and they have many benefits:

No appointment, just walk in.
They are generally ecomomical.
Plenty of variety.
You usually get at least an "OK" massage.

On the other hand:

You never know what the sex will consist of.
You may get busted, especially in this present day and age.
Rip-offs are known to happen.

I suggest looking for a place that's been around for a long time.  The cops are probably giving them a pass.  Asian Massage Parlors (AMPS) are the riskiest , LE-wise, but are the best, performance-wise.

MrFisher is right...... but I'm not sure about the performance wise part..... provider will win out in this apect over the AMP- it would totally depend on the provider  lol

another plus is AMPs aren't as expensive and you're guranteed SOME action, just not to the level of a provider but there's more risk and higher ripoff rate.....

if you go the AMP route, just remember to look for a place thats been around for a while....

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I entered into the hobby about 10 years ago and started with massage parlors (Advertisements out of the sex publications). Gradually I worked my way up to full service providers.

However, in this day and age with more information readily available, I would NOT recommend entering the hobby by going into a massage parlor. Sgandolfs and Mr. Fisher are correct in their assessments....massage parlors are prob. not worth the risk and uneasiness for a Newbie.

Read the reviews and find an independent provider. You will know exactly what to expect during the session. If you dont want full service, there are plenty of ladies with reviews on TER who will offer just what you want (i.,e. HJ only, or HJ plus oral, etc.)

If you end up in a massage parlor, DO NOT ask about local escorts from the ladies. It's not their place to talk about the business and other women. Do your own research    

Good luck.

CAtoday1360 reads

go in and see what happens; pricing is usually a clue - higher than most - probably offers happy endings; does the MP have a website with picutres of attractive women? that's a favorable clue;  is the therapist a young women who wears a sexy outfit (e.g. showing cleavage) - that's another good clue; and lastly, to be crass, look in the trash can - most use napkins/paper towels to clean up deposits - a trash can full of wadded paper towels/napkins indicates something is going on.
I enjoy a good massage just for the sake of it, but also appreciate the happy ending if given.  I also started with MP, always disrobe completely, first 3 visits I got a happy ending without anything being said or offered; Of about 40 MP visits, only twice have I not received a happy ending, and both occassions I was on business in hotel spas that I visited only because while passing it to workout in the gym I noted the massage therapist were extraordinarily hot looking - but I think in both cases if I was not first time, I would have received more -.
A visit to an MP can be enjoyable (and you can do 3 of these for the price of one FS), and when scheduling is tight, its worth a shot - think of it like rolling the dice-you may get lucky, you may not.  After all, regular therapist are lucky to make $20-30/hour after splitting with the house, a happy ending for a tip can be very profitable for them too.

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