Clean up your groin area
Clip an clean your finger nails
Same with feet
Eat healthier a few days before.
You know you belong here when:
-Your phone has numbers for Chris 1, Chris 2, Chris 3
-You have to think a moment to remember if you saw Chris last Friday or two weeks ago
-You always have an envelope containing pictures of Andrew Jackson and Ulysses S. Grant around the house
-You are the only person at the party who knows whose picture is on the C note
-You cannot state with any certainty how many playmates you have had
-You have a favorite brand of condoms
-You have to stop yourself from explaining the hobby to outsiders who make uninformed comments
-You have your P411 login memorized but have to look up your ebay password
-Your main concern is, "Will I be safe and comfortable with the person I am meeting?"
-When meeting your date at a hotel you have your "I belong here" act down so well the desk clerk barely looks up
-You see someone of the opposite sex at the gym and you both are thinking, "Where do I know them from?" and you both realize where at the same time
-You own a bug detector and know how to use it
-You have to be careful to use the correct name and phone number when leaving voicemails for real life or hobby people
-You can knowledgeably discuss types of toys and their pros & cons with playmates
-When someone says "I did a double", you don't think they mean two shots of whiskey.
It occurred to me that there are a lot of things about this business that are not gender specific.
You know you belong here when:
-Your phone has numbers for Chris 1, Chris 2, Chris 3
-You have to think a moment to remember if you saw Chris last Friday or two weeks ago
-You always have an envelope containing pictures of Andrew Jackson and Ulysses S. Grant around the house
-You are the only person at the party who knows whose picture is on the C note
-You cannot state with any certainty how many playmates you have had
-You have a favorite brand of condoms
-You have to stop yourself from explaining the hobby to outsiders who make uninformed comments
-You have your P411 login memorized but have to look up your ebay password
-Your main concern is, "Will I be safe and comfortable with the person I am meeting?"
-When meeting your date at a hotel you have your "I belong here" act down so well the desk clerk barely looks up
-You see someone of the opposite sex at the gym and you both are thinking, "Where do I know them from?" and you both realize where at the same time
-You own a bug detector and know how to use it
-You have to be careful to use the correct name and phone number when leaving voicemails for real life or hobby people
-You can knowledgeably discuss types of toys and their pros & cons with playmates
-When someone says "I did a double", you don't think they mean two shots of whiskey.
Bug detector
...when the SO, Wife, GF might be checking up on you.
Even though I'm single and don't have SO,GF it's what I thought he meant by Bug Detector.
I'm always entering mrfisher in my work email log on and wondering why it won't work
- When a 20-something hotshot asks if you've experienced a shaved pussy, you can look at him straight in the eye and answer "of course, I do".
when TER is the first website you look at when you get home from work.
when you can tell a fake ad by instinct.
when you carry a hidden little bag of goodies to get you ready for a date.
when you buy little bottles of mouthwash for your bag of goodies.
when you use your secret phone more than your regular phone.
when you save messages from your atf just to hear her voice.
when your email doesn’t work, you realize you’ve typed in your TER password.
when you have the shortcut to the private window tab, and the internet exit tab memorized.
because you keep your references in an easy access hidden file.
because you have a favorite lady in every city you visit.
because all your out of town trips are planned to cities where there’s an atf.
because you never forget your atm password.
because you have a $500 hidden stash in case you suddenly have three hours of availability.
because you keep your Barnes and Noble card in your car to use as a disguised hotel room key card.
because you somehow got your first date without a reference, but can’t seem to get one with two great ones.
when you think of yourself as your hobby handle/fake name more than your real name
The hairs on your balls are growing back, and you can tell how long its been since the last time by how long (and itchy) the hairs are getting.
25th Terrace. But, he abbreviated terrace with ter. LOL
When you are traveling on business and staying in a hotel and as you walk down the hall, you are trying to remember what room she said, until you realize that's not why you are in a hotel and your work assistant might get wise..
Clean up your groin area
Clip an clean your finger nails
Same with feet
Eat healthier a few days before.
You know you belong here when:
-Your phone has numbers for Chris 1, Chris 2, Chris 3
-You have to think a moment to remember if you saw Chris last Friday or two weeks ago
-You always have an envelope containing pictures of Andrew Jackson and Ulysses S. Grant around the house
-You are the only person at the party who knows whose picture is on the C note
-You cannot state with any certainty how many playmates you have had
-You have a favorite brand of condoms
-You have to stop yourself from explaining the hobby to outsiders who make uninformed comments
-You have your P411 login memorized but have to look up your ebay password
-Your main concern is, "Will I be safe and comfortable with the person I am meeting?"
-When meeting your date at a hotel you have your "I belong here" act down so well the desk clerk barely looks up
-You see someone of the opposite sex at the gym and you both are thinking, "Where do I know them from?" and you both realize where at the same time
-You own a bug detector and know how to use it
-You have to be careful to use the correct name and phone number when leaving voicemails for real life or hobby people
-You can knowledgeably discuss types of toys and their pros & cons with playmates
-When someone says "I did a double", you don't think they mean two shots of whiskey.
You belong here when you wish you could be like the characters in Charles McCarry's Old Boys rather than James Bond.