I can guarantee you Devin's ass looks better.
I get so turned on by watching Leah in re-runs of King of Queens.
Extra + if you got the NY accent and attitude as well :
I can guarantee you Devin's ass looks better.
...as I am always searching for my Kevin James.
Xx
(I do not live in NY nor am I similar to Leah, but if you are my Kevin James ...feel free! 
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