Found these outrageous lawsuits:

The Anheuser-Busch Company was sued by a man for emotional distress, because he had no luck with the ladies after drinking their product.

A man who had purchased a BMW and found that some of the car had been repainted to cover acid-rain damage sued and won $3 million in damages. The garage where the car was purchased appealed the ruling, and the damage award was cut in half, to $1.5 million

A man is suing a bank that he attempted to rob. After employees of the bank realized he was deaf, they were able to talk during the attempted robbery, which made it easy for them to stall the would-be robber until police arrived. The failed bank robber is suing the bank for discrimination.

Dorothy Johnson sued Kenmore Inc. for the death of her dog.  After washing the poodle, she placed it in her Kenmore microwave, "just a few minutes, on low," to dry it off.  The case was dismissed

Ed O'Rourke of Florida filed a suit against several bars, asserting that they should not have served him alcohol. He is asking for compensation for injuries he suffered when he climbed an electrical transformer in his drunken state and received a 13,000-volt shock.

Carl Truman, 19, won $74,000 and medical expenses after he sued the neighbor who ran over his hand. His neighbor claimed that he did not realize Truman was stealing his hubcaps at the time.


And finally, my favorite of this group:

A phone-sex operator in Florida won a settlement after she filed for worker's compensation, saying she had suffered repetitive motion injuries in both hands.  The repetitive motion was the result of using her hands to give herself as many as seven orgasms a day while talking to clients.