: How do you tell if you're making love to
a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline
stewardess?
A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit."
A schoolteacher says: "We're going to
have to do this over and over again until we
get it right."
An airline stewardess says: "Just hold
this over your mouth and nose, and breath
normally."
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