I like that name. I just heard a breeze and some wind chimes ahhhhhhhhhh 😏 must be time to watch some porn, rub one out and start packing for my lil trip tomorrow.
Every once in a while a real effin douche bag comes along that makes me question why I do what I do. You know who you are and I am not going to throw you under the bus. But do this....look in the mirror. I am going to be the first to honestly tell you that not myself nor any other provider would give you an ounce of attention on the street. “second rate experience"?!?!?! Maybe, just maybe if you took a gawd dayem shower as I requested and your balls and pits didn't make my fuckin eyes water id have been more inclined to provide you with my A game. If you think women get aroused when a 5' nothing, round, smelly, rude, crude , fucktahded oompa loompa comes in with a shitty "you owe me" attitude you are so sadly mistake. Then you talk about other providers who would only see you once. LMAO no shit stupid!!!!!! To put it mildly YOU are gross. So you get down witcha bad self and give me a bad review. I am putting it tight out here in black and white. I absolutely did not give this clown a good time. I did hand him $50 back and tell him I was unable to finish the date. I did immediately gargle with lysterine for five full minutes until my tongue was burning. There ya go ass clown I put it out there. To the lady who verified mcstink fuck you suck too!
I don't see any negative reviews on your profile, so I guess your post did the trick! Guess he withdrew his review. Wish more people would be honest and stop sparing the feelings. Life would be a lot easier and not full of surprises.
Great post Erin. No one should question where you stand on this one.
Folks, common sense says when the lady invites you to shower with or without her, it's a smart idea to take her hint.
But when the email came through last night I turned pink and it was ON. Ewwwwww its just wrong. I shower and bathe so often my fingers are literally peeling. Nobody can say I smell bad. Some people say I have no smell at all. So this chooch really got under my skin. He is lucky I didn't tune him up in person and just asked him to leave.
wouldn't be worth a shower? Douche nozzle comes to mind
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He was definitely a douche nozzle lmao nobody should fear the A game it's what I do 💏
too damn right and too damn funny!!! ROFL!
I like that name. I just heard a breeze and some wind chimes ahhhhhhhhhh 😏 must be time to watch some porn, rub one out and start packing for my lil trip tomorrow.
your post certainly brightened my day with a good laugh!
My name is also Mcstink Fuck, I hope people don't mistake me for that other loser! 
Can't be this lil chunk of smelly funk had no sense of humor And you just made me laugh 😆
Yes.That was awesome.I'm sorry you had to go through that .
This is part of why I always do a meet and greet beforehand. If I get bad vibes from a guy, if he's rude (turn your phone off, please- as directed on my site!), unkempt or just gets my back up, we part ways. No harm, no foul.
We all have bad dates. I understand the need to rant. But!
We are always in control (right?) and if you don't want to play, don't.
Chalk it up to experience, let it go and call your ATF for a back rub.
xoxox C
Play safe Sista!!
And I didn't know until I KNEW and I sent him packin.
Not everyone can make fun of a stinky situation! Kudos to you!
I feel blessed that there are real women like you who do that thing you do so well. And what a great "reverse review!" You deserve (and will get) bettah... and you can put this buttwad in the rearview.
I probably wouldn't be nearly as grateful for the good guys. Glass half full 💋
Good for u. Some people just don't get it.
LMFAO
Safe to say no shot at a second date for him?
That's a safe bet! Safer to say I deserve a fuckin reward for being a very good girl
I am a very good girl Navy man 😏