Q. What does 72-year-old snatch taste like?
A. Depends...

Q. Whats a 6.9?
A. A 69 interrupted by a period

Q. What do a dildo and soy beans have in common?
A. They are both used as substitute meat.

Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
A. Brothel sprouts.

Q. What is good on pizza but bad on pussy?
A. Crust.

Q. How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
A. Your girlfreind chews before she swallows.

Q. Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank?
A. Sperm is handmade.

Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and/or use a better lubricant.