The man told his doctor he wasn't able to do
all the things around the house that he used
to do. When the examination was complete, he
said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in
plain English what's wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied,
"You're just a plain old lazy fart."
"Thank You." said the man. "Now give me the
medical term, so I can tell my wife!"
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