Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia.
One day, they stumbled into a harem tent
filled with over 100 beautiful women. They
started getting friendly with all the women,
when suddenly the sheik came in.

"I am the master of all these women. No one
else can touch them except me. You three
men must pay for what you have done today.
You will be punished in a way corresponding
to your profession."

The sheik turned to the first man and asked
him what he did for a living.

"I'm a cop," said the first man.

"Then we will shoot your penis off!" said
the sheik. He then turned to the second man
and asked him what he did for a living.

"I'm a firemen," said the second man.

"Then we will burn your penis off!" said the
sheik. Finally, he asked the last man, "And
you, what do you do for a living?"

The third man answered, with a sly grin,
"I'm a lollipop salesman!"