MEN'S ENGLISH :-

"I'm hungry." = I am hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I am sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I am tired.

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I would eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I would eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I call you sometime?" = I would eventually like to have sex with you.

"May I have this dance?" = I would eventually like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you." = Let us have sex now.

"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it ... we had better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it does not look that much different!

"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you would like to have sex with me.

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

And FINALLY (While shopping) ...

"I like that one better." = Just pick ANY dress and let us go home!