A State Government Employee sits in his office and
out of boredom, decides to see what's in his old
filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and
comes across an old brass lamp. "This will look
nice on my mantelpiece," he decides, and takes it
home with him.

While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and
grants him three wishes.
"I wish for an ice cold diet pepsi right now!"
He gets his pepsi and drinks it. Now that he can
think more clearly, he states his second wish. "I
wish to be on an island where beautiful
nymphomaniacs reside."
Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females
eyeing him lustfully.
He tells the genie his third and last wish: "I
wish I'd never have to work ever again."

POOF!

He's back in his government office.