woman goes to the doctors, and says, "Doctor,
I've got a bit of a problem. I'll have to take
my clothes off to show you." The doctor tells
her to go behind the screen and disrobe. She
does so, and the doctor goes round to see her
when she is ready.

"Well, what is it?" he asks.

"It's a bit embarrassing," she replies, "These
two green circles have appeared on the inside
of my thighs."

The doctor examines her and finally admits he
has no idea what the cause is. Then he suddenly
asks, "Have you been having an affair with a
gypsy lately?"

The woman blushes and says, "Well, actually I
have."

"That's the problem!" the doctor says, "Tell
him his earrings aren't made of real gold......"