New York
Seriously???
Chinese food...you're satisfied for an hour then want it again...
Your turn...
Your turn...
I'd be touchie too! 
...that is a well known analogy and I use it all the time.
Leaving a session with bite marks on my dick, and inspecting it to see if it's bleeding isn't exactly what I call "still pretty good"
And by the way, bad pizza isn't any different, unless your from MassachusettsChinese food...you're satisfied for an hour then want it again...
Your turn...
Leaving a session with bite marks on my dick, and inspecting it to see if it's bleeding isn't exactly what I call "still pretty good"
And by the way, bad pizza isn't any different, unless your from Massachusetts
Word for it especially in Mass.
...that is a well known analogy and I use it all the time.
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I'd be touchie too!
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Snaggletoothed! LMAO!!! Reminds me of the ole Hanna Barbera cartoons!
I like pizza, and I agree that sex is like pizza, unless somebody bites my junk or makes it hurt in a way either one of us doesn't care for, then and only then, it's pretty good.
You have never had good pizza then lol
I like my pint of Beef Lo Mein, plus the cup of Wonton Soup....but it's nothing compared with meeting a lady you connect with. Then it is on different plane of existence....:
...you keep licking and sucking until you get to the juicy center.
xo Love Laney
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