Hi guys, I was wondering, if I showed up to meet a provider I've never met before and she opened the door and totally didn't look like her pictures. Do I HAVE to go through with it if I don't find her attractive? Or do I just close my eyes and think happy thoughts?
Has this ever happened to anybody? And what did you do? If you can leave politely, how do you do that?
Providers, would you take offense to this? And has this ever happened to you?
I was wondering about this, as it happened to me the other day. I ended up thinking of happy thoughts =(
Thanks!
Spud
If it is just a face thing that is one thing, but if the body is bad too that is another. Also your horniness level plays into it as well.
For a great body with a "butter face" - your best bet is skip the kissing and get her sucking on your dick, 69 is actually preferable that way she will not look up and ruin your fun.
After that, swing around to doggie and make sure there are no mirrors that might reflect her face. This is a prime time to go "ass up face down" with her. Push that ugly mug into the pillow and drive her home imagining Joan Rivers, Dr. Ruth, or whoever your current dream girl is.
If the body is bad and the face could peal paint off a car, and you are not critically horny, just say "I am sorry, but you are way to freakin' ugly for me to bang. Here is $50 for your time and $1 to go buy a bag to put over your face for the next guy." Hand her the $51 dollars and leave.
Stop at your local AMP on the way home, or call your back up if you have one. Worse case scenario, stop by an exgirlfriend's house and bang her roommate.
If your horniness level is off the charts, you may find yourself banging an ugly fat chick with one leg, a lazy eye, warts, and an extra nipple.
Do Not Tell anyone about this experience, no matter how bad you want VIP status, do not review her and try, try to forget and try to forgive yourself.
Remember, pennicillan is your friend. And spend more than $1.45 next time and get a looker and cleanse your palette.
-- Modified on 3/28/2007 9:48:43 AM
this question was recently addressed on the Florda board...
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=29996&boardID=16&page=
It is your dime, so if you want to spend your money on someone that does not appeal, that is your decision. If you are going to an incall it is easy, just tell her she does not look at all like her pictures and leave. If you have her come to your place she may ask for gas money, which I would have no problem with. But I surely would not pay for someone who did not look like her pictures at all, unless I was still attracted to her.
You need to realize that your experience most likely duplicates that of the guy before you, and of all those who will follow you. If attractive enough of course stay, but otherwise feel free to leave with no obligation...other than to post a review of your experience on TER.
I think hobbyests should ahve no patience with bait-n-swiotch, whether fake or out-of-date pictures, and we need to use TER as the means of p[rviding some sanity to an otherwise wild-west business.
Always post about your disappointments, so they don't become someonelses!
Reviews can only be posted for actual encounters.
If she no-shows, you can't review.
If you take a look at her and think "not my cup of tea", I expect that that also wouldn't be posted.
Another recourse is to post a message on her regional board telling about the experience.
I know how you feel...but from the provider's point of view. My former agency put fake pictures of me up on CL. Client's were really upset because the girl they met in person wasn't the one in the picture. My concerns fell on deaf ears...and was accused of being rude to a customer (not true!)
I gave them high-quality, professional photos...yet they decided to use body doubles that looked nothing like me. They would look at me and simply walk out, or tell me that I wasn't what they expected. And that's when I realized the agency was using that bait-and-switch technique.
If you have been a hobbyist for a number of years, chances are good that you will encounter a provider along the way who did not meet your physical expectations. In my case, I can recall two specific examples (I'm sure there were others) where I walked into the hotel room only to discover the lady was NOTHING like her photos. (Both cases the ladies advertised on their websites as "voluptuous and curvy" but were grossly BBW's). I immediately left in one instance (just told her she wasnt my type, opened the door and left..I left no money). Unfortunately, in the other instance I was way too horny to leave. I received a quick blow job, fucked her doggie, and left quickly thereafter.
You can't always judge a book by its cover.
I nearly bolted once when a lady opened her door as she was much older and bigger than her pictures. I’m sure glad I didn’t!! Her attitude, willingness, energy and yes professionalism made it a great time for me.
As a recent discoverer of the hobby, that jumped in with both feet, I would recommend first and foremost to stop being so passive. There are providers out there that can sense weakness and will dominate you if given the chance. Remember this is a business transaction. Would you buy a Ford Pinto from someone that advertised a Mercedes, or a box of prunes from someone advertising fresh plums? No. You have the final decision as to how you spend your money. You want to go for a ride ... don't let the scammers take you for one. Try to do it politely, if possible, but walk away, run away, or send them away. If you end up giving them your money you only make it more difficult for the rest of us. And don't forget to write a review!
There are lots of reasons why you might be disappointed in seeing a girl when she opens the door.
Many girls use fake or old pics to attract business. If you're not attracted to her, tell her. Some don't care and it's all about the money. If you're kind, you can give her a tip and walk away. I would say, don't be rude and be obnoxious. You can tell a girl politely:
"I'm sorry but I had a different image of you from your pictures and you're not what I was expecting in person, I'm sorry but this isn't going to work out..."
Plain and simple. no real explanations of if she's too fat, too tall, too thin, too ugly, too this or that.
If you want to be very polite and have an excuese to leave, set the alarm on your cell phone for 2-5 minutes ahead of time, prior to you knocking on the door. When it goes off, you answer your phone as if it were a phone call, tell her you have a work emergency and you have an excuse for a graceful exit.
If you don't have good acting skills, have a friend give you a call 2-5 minutes after the pre-arranged time.
At that point, you can excuse yourself or tell your friend, it's ok..
Prepare by planning ahead and you'll never be painted into a corner.
I went to one incall, it was obivious there was at least one guy who was a pimp there, changed my mind and headed to the door. I thought I'd have to fight my way out but gave them $20 and it was cool that I changed my mind.
You may also want to keep your money separated or split up when going to see a girl. You don't want to open up your wallet with all your cash inside.
RH