Dear Mr. Abby:
>
> Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
>
> A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough
> of you! Knowing that there is only one of you
> he can only settle for the next best thing -
> your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring
> you closer together. Why not get some of your old
> college roommates involved too? If you are
> still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your
> friends without you. If you're still not sure then
> just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal
> while you think about it.
>
>
> Dear Mr. Abby:
>
> Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on
him.
>
> A: Do it. Sperm can help you lose weight and gives a great
> glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His
> offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally
> selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to
> do is to thank him by performing it twice a day, then
> cook him a nice meal.
>
>
> Dear Mr. Abby:
>
> Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
>
> A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be
> encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove
> his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young
> single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a
> more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can
> rekindle your relationship better than the man being
> away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean
> the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he
> is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to
> do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to
> perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.
>
>
> Dear Mr. Abby:
>
> Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
>
>
> A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you
> must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask your
> best friend to help. You may wish to videotape yourself
> while doing this, and present it to your husband as a
> birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt,perform oral
> sex on him and cook him a delicious meal.
>
>
> Dear Mr. Abby:
>
> Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
>
> A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek
> sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful
> and time consuming. Sex should be available to your
> husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay.
> What this means is that you do not love your man as much
> as you should - he should never have to work to get you
> in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can
> make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and
> cook him a nice meal.
>
> Dear Mr. Abby:
>
> Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and
> goes to sleep never giving me one.
>
> A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've
> forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
>