Marriage -
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are all excited  about
their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to  discuss
the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore.
Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: "We're about  to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist:  "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for  circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis? "
Pharmacist:  "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
Pharmacist: "Of course."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory  problems, arthritis, Jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large  variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping  pills, Geritol,
antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell  wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist:
"We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts, please."