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When my Mom takes her false teeth out, the guys say it is the most awesome BBBJCIM they ever had. Makes up for the fact she is in a wheelchair.

I arrived at this page after responding to an escort's posted ad.  However, I'm dazzled and confused by all of the information and windows.  I want a FAIR and not overpriced experience with a beautiful woman.  I myself look pretty good and expect the same.  I also want a polite, but adventurous soul to spend time with.  I know little about prices.  What is fair?  I hesitate to use specific/erotic language.  Maybe I'll loosten up after a few more messages.  Hope to hear from somebody.

NegotiateorNot1895 reads

You asked about prices. It greatly depends on your location. It also depends on the length of time. Let's assume we are talking about one hour. The price ranges from $200 and up. It can reach $500 plus per hour in Manhattan. Are you expecting GFE/PSE? Greek is often extra. Is it an agency or an indy? Generally  speaking, you should decide if your comfortable with the rate quoted or advertised by the  provider. The rate is usually not negotiable. If she posts no rates, this is a sign that she might negotiate. Frankly, you don't get to decide what is "fair" as you put it. You get to decide if you're willing to pay the rate she is asking. If you don't think it's fair, find another provider.

I think your best bet is to find girls with at least 3-5 reviews (here on TER) that ALL score high, and you are happy with their price.

On price, I've rarely found a good one below 300 per hour. The good ones range from 350 to 500. At 350-400 in most cities (except NY) you can get a very pretty girl with a good attitude, good BBBJ (no CIM) and FS.

jbj

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This is not a simple task for a newbie - the sheer amount of information available IS overwhelming but you have to bite the bullet and
1. Search your local area for providers on TER
2. READ each profile and a couple of the reviews
3.  Go to their websites to determine services offered and donation amounts.
With the above done, you can then determine the approximate market value for one hour of time with a lady - and remember, providers usually charge what they believe their time is worth, NOT necessarily what the market amount is in any one area...

As far as HER looks, well, that's what this site is for. Take some time to research the ladies. many hide their faces in photos but if you read the reviews you can often get an indication of what's in store. I don't know where you are but a "fair" price is a relative term.

Some care very much what you look like and the phrase, "You Mileage May Vary" has a lot to do with hygene and your appearance...

Price? There are exceptions to the rule, but you usually get what you pay for. You want a plowhorse or a thouroughbred?

Don't confuse neatness, being well kept and good hygiene with looks. I stand by my original statement. Would she rather be boinking George Clooney than Al Bundy? Probably, but with a true GFE, a professional provider, it's not going to effect the level of service you get.

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Beans40001501 reads

yes i know its business and all that, but i've had providers ask me to stay for another 2-3 hours and that is fine with them or even sleep over if it was too late.

one independant i scheduled with for 4 hours from 9-1am, told me i could sleep there for the night and i woke up at 8am lol. she is very popular on Ter too not some unprofessional.

these girls are normal girls, not machines who are all business. if you are attractive and sweet (of course they will still make you pay), then they will probably enjoy it more also and even be more into it.

now dont take this the wrong way, they arent gonna give you a discount based on your looks, but they surely will notice if your good looking and a sweet guy.

they all think THEIR boys are handsome, and since you are with her, you become "her boy."

Read my post below for some good advice and a little humor.

Just the thought of a provider being like my Mother is repulsive. LMAO

A provider being like your Mom, or your Mom being like a provider?

When my Mom takes her false teeth out, the guys say it is the most awesome BBBJCIM they ever had. Makes up for the fact she is in a wheelchair.

There is something very...very wrong with you.

That is why I have decided I like you...LOL!

Except I really was not joking.  LMAO

So does every other guy who has had the pleasure of Meeting Mother Turkey!

That woman basted my drumsticks, candied my Yams, and played every so gently with my giblets.

She is a fine old bird who loves to be stuffed...LOL...I really should seek professional help...soon!

No offense intended to anyone's mother.  I am sure she is a fine woman who is very proud of her whoremongering son...Just like my dear Mom is.

I really should not go off the meds...my tongue itches and my brain has an upset stomache...LOL.

-- Modified on 3/22/2007 11:59:03 AM

So, I see you really did meet Mother Turkey, brings new meaning to Thanksgiving! LOL

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