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1to1networker 476 reads
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I went to see a hooker and I'm really worn out and hungry now. What's for dinner?

I like to book ladies in areas where I have an excuse to be there. I work in NE, Live in SW and have clients in EP, MG and Plymouth.

There are tons of ladies in places like Bloomington and St. Paul, but I have no excuse to be there.

The reason I ask is, what if you get in a car accident on the way too or from a date? Your SO will see the address of the accident and ask what you were doing there. Has anyone come up with a great catch all excuse for being somewhere you usually don't go?

I know this is a creative group, so someone smarter than me has already figured this out

Well if the location is around MOA... you can always use that as an excuse.  Like I was going to the MOA to pick you up something.... or to buy something.

Now if your work takes you to clients out of the office.....   You can always use (depending on your career)... I was meeting with a new client.   Or prospecting a new client.   Or something along those lines.

I know it isn't the most creative.    But my go to is... That fucking Sasquatch made me do it.

I apparently put a wrong address in my GPS.

Posted By: Riley007
I like to book ladies in areas where I have an excuse to be there. I work in NE, Live in SW and have clients in EP, MG and Plymouth.  
   
 There are tons of ladies in places like Bloomington and St. Paul, but I have no excuse to be there.  
   
 The reason I ask is, what if you get in a car accident on the way too or from a date? Your SO will see the address of the accident and ask what you were doing there. Has anyone come up with a great catch all excuse for being somewhere you usually don't go?  
   
 I know this is a creative group, so someone smarter than me has already figured this out.  
   
 

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I went to see a hooker and I'm really worn out and hungry now. What's for dinner?

If you use an android phone with a google account and location services are enabled , your location is tracked and logged at all times.  If anybody has access to your gmail account, they can see everywhere your phone has traveled.  You can disable this feature within My Account>>Personal Info and Privacy>>Activity Controls>>Places You Go.

If you hobby in your home area that your wife might see your car parked at (Jimmy's assumed name) moms and wonder why you were there?  You'd be surprised how far the family network spreads especially with kids.

Reality is there is always a chance of SHIT happening!

My home area is near Uptown and I have a ton of reasons to be parked there; haircut, cigars, lunch, shopping, etc.

If I lived in the burbs, you would be right.

I found this item on Craigslist that looked too good to be true, so I drove over to take a look. It wasn't quite as advertised, so I lowballed them and they didn't take the offer.

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