and all other new newbies.

The link below has all the information you need for using TER and the Newbie Board.  Please refer to it first, but if you have further questions, always feel free to ask!!!

A German Shepherd and a Great Dane are sitting side by side in the back room of a vet’s office. The Dane turns to the Shepherd and says, “What are you in for?”

The Shepherd sighs and says, “Well, my family’s neighbors have this little boy, and he torments me every day. He throws rocks at me, kicks me, teases me…and finally I got fed up and I bit him. The neighbors threw a fit, so my owners sent me here and they’re going to put me down.”

The Dane nods. “That’s really sad.”

The Shepherd asks, “What are you in for?”

The Dane says, “Well, my owner is this really great looking blonde, and the other day she was undressed and bent over checking the water for her bath. I got all excited and just couldn’t stop myself–pinned her down and mounted her right there and then.”

The Shepherd whistles. “Wow. So you’re getting put down too?”

“Nah. I’m getting my nails trimmed.”

Welcome aboard... as you can see, may be a couple of twisted folks around, but all in fun.