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Re: Rick, don't forget the language of love..
Ball Turret 19 Reviews 384 reads
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The language of love?  Benjamins?

leonardcohen1393 reads

I've never been to any of the Minneapolis Massage Parlors and thought it was about time I checked one out. Wondering if I could get a recommendation for one to try.

Feel free to pm or post here.

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OldTimerB1189 reads

For the DIY ones.

The best way to learn is just go in, get a massage, and enjoy it.

If you like the girl or the massage, go back again and see her...or her co-worker.

When you don't like her/that MP any more, go try another one and compare.

Keep experimenting.

Experience is the best teacher.

Posted By: leonardcohen
I've never been to any of the Minneapolis Massage Parlors and thought it was about time I checked one out. Wondering if I could get a recommendation for one to try.  
   
 Feel free to pm or post here.

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RickBMN812 reads

.... it was not stated what the OP is looking for.  Besides that, every session can be different.  I can see someone and have a great session, and you could see the same woman and maybe not have as great of an experience.  Sometimes there is no substitution for plain old experience....    

To the OP:  good luck in your search.  Try calling a few and see if you can even understand what they tell you on the phone. Because if they can barely speak English on the phone, chances are, it won't be any better when you're there.

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Posted By: RickBMN
.... it was not stated what the OP is looking for.  Besides that, every session can be different.  I can see someone and have a great session, and you could see the same woman and maybe not have as great of an experience.  Sometimes there is no substitution for plain old experience....      
   
 To the OP:  good luck in your search.  Try calling a few and see if you can even understand what they tell you on the phone. Because if they can barely speak English on the phone, chances are, it won't be any better when you're there.  

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Ball Turret385 reads

The language of love?  Benjamins?

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OldTimerB502 reads

It's universal:-)

Posted By: RickBMN
.... it was not stated what the OP is looking for.  Besides that, every session can be different.  I can see someone and have a great session, and you could see the same woman and maybe not have as great of an experience.  Sometimes there is no substitution for plain old experience....      
   
 To the OP:  good luck in your search.  Try calling a few and see if you can even understand what they tell you on the phone. Because if they can barely speak English on the phone, chances are, it won't be any better when you're there.  

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leonardcohen490 reads

Not really looking for anything specific, basically a happy ending with an attractive masseuse. Like OTB, I'm not into DIY so basically just want to make sure I go somewhere I'll be taken care of. Beyond that I wouldn't mind a good price too.

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Sstrm01473 reads

That about 10 to 15 percent of the time the flip and or happy ending does not happen so I always prepare myself mentally for that eventuality. I almost always however receive an awesome massage. I think the odds of success can be increased by going to a mp where you have had success but I find it fun searching for the surprise Asian hotty and thus like to try different places.

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ohmf1964915 reads

If you are on the eastside of town there are a couple just across the border in wisc.Good message and you get a happy ending.$70 plus a tip

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dirkdigler024773 reads

I like DIY places. They;re cheap and I like being watched.

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OldTimerB724 reads

They are ALL DIY places if you want to do that. You're trying to save on the tip?

Posted By: dirkdigler024
I like DIY places. They;re cheap and I like being watched.

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Posted By: OldTimerB
... You're trying to save on the tip?  

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