Didn't know that was the big gift this year

No, it was not a Red Ryder BB gun, although I did ask for one. 😢

Pajama pants, 2 shirts, Cologne, and a key finder. Not a bad haul. What did you get?

Seriously? I got a lump of coal.

Of course, it was a very, very old lump of coal... one that apparently had been hidden away deep in the earth waiting to be dug up and dropped into the stocking of an *especially* bad girl. Apparently it was quite a while before one naughty enough was found, but I guess here I am!

By the time it got to me, it was a diamond  

~Mme X~