When Bill Clinton completed 5 years of his Presidency, he wanted a special postage stamp issued with his picture on it. He so instructed Hillary, stressing that it should be of international quality.
The stamps were duly released and Clinton was pleased. But within a few days of release of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamp was not sticking properly, and he became furious. He called Hillary and ordered her to investigate the matter.
Hillary checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported the problem to Clinton. She said: "There is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamps. The problem is that people are spitting on the wrong side."
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