Do you think the ladies know this little tidbit? I did not, now that I do a Giraffe "is it"!!!
If I can not DATY, I'm not interested! Sometimes, it's all I do.
I looked back to the topics covered back to around the time I joined TER (in 2012) and I don't think this one has been played with. What animal characteristic, behaviorally or anatomically would you like to have? Considering my proclivity for DATY, I would like to have a prehensile tongue of a Giraffe---They can clean their ears with it!!! Have fun
Do you think the ladies know this little tidbit? I did not, now that I do a Giraffe "is it"!!!
If I can not DATY, I'm not interested! Sometimes, it's all I do.
Although at my age I am becoming a bit ossified, it's all in the wrong places.
I'd love to have the cuddle appeal of a baby panda. I bet everything good would flow from that.
Well I've been thinking about these characteristics myself and thought of a few and have the option to narrow it to one.
First: I considered Seahorses or Seadragon Pipefish, being a man and have NO clue or knowledge about pregnancy and childbirth maybe, I'd like the experience, thought came to mind, but I'm almost at the twilight of my life, unfair not to be able to nurse the baby daily needs, health issues. so cross that one.
Second: Kangaroo always fantasize humping, jumping, standing with my third leg but at my age, I probably get my Family Doctor's license revoked, demanding too much, energy drinks and ED MEDS to fill up my pouch to be able to sustain those activities, so cross that one too.
Third: Scorpion & Praying Mantis, I cross those one's too. I don't want a quickie, they mate with you so quick and consumed you tear you up little pieces at a time. No foreplay..that sucks....
And finally decided. On SPIDER, Man, just imagining the ultimate mating rituals you have to go through experience all your sexual fantasies, hanging on in every position your body can take, like a trapeze on line, tied up with threads, rolled around being controlled by a dominant partner and after you've mate and certainly sucks every drop of DNA that you have, she'll devour you whole and be a part of her, and produces those little creepy crawlers, all around, and your life continuous, man what a way to go....
I hope you are careful not to trip on it.LOL
BTW, what do Mares charge?
and I bet you make him real happy too.
But what about the groundhogs?
Your big day is only a month away
here is no need for you to be that way, the snide jabs and insults, are not necessary.
it was you who so proudly bragged about your amorous desire for groundhogs and on that day in particular, which is a month away.
Since I’m such a good guy please let me help you remember your very own words.
nother one of your uncalled for out of line snotty childish insults, which id not acceptable on this board.
Now you are being dishonest because you know perfectly well that I’m not saying Groundhog day is a month away. March 14 is a month away and that is not Groundhog day it is the day you celebrate as you describe in the link, of your post, I posted in my post above. Which you tell us what you do with a groundhog.
I've got better things to do than put you in your place and point out you dishonest distortions
so you go ahead and have the last word as I know you will, however try to be honest for a change
a dog cock. Slips in like a skinny bone, then swells up along with a knob. Then cums for 20 to 40 minutes. How the hell do you beat that?
yeh, but if you are butt to butt and on all 4s like the dog and bitch (sorry about the ladies) how can you kiss her. I love to kiss just when I am cumming.
Hey, As the saying goes, "Even old dogs can learn new tricks" Or is that "Even OLD Dogs can be new TRICKS" I get so confused LOL
Would love the sleek trim look with mesmerizing eyes...movements so soft and rhythmic!
Are they man eaters?
Yes after they fuck their mate they eat him
but do they swallow or spit?
Swallow they only leave the bone's