Two old ladies were outside their nursing home
having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of
the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end,
put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom.

Lady 1: Where'd you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbled into the local
drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that
she wanted to buy a package of condoms.

The guy looked at her kind of strangely (she was,
after all, in her 80s), but politely asked what
brand she preferred.

"Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits
a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.