Girl understanding football
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.
When it was over and they returned home the guy asked his girlfriend, "So how was it?"
The girl replied "It was ok. I just don't understand why they were killing each other over .25 cents!"
Her boyfriend look at her strangly and asked "What do you mean?"
The girl replied "Well, everybody kept yelling 'Get the Quarterback!!!! Get the Quarter back!!'"
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