Great post! lol
My friend Orly has been building bridges his whole life, but do they call him "Orly the bridge builder"? No. But, sucks one cock.....
speaks as a man who has never (and will likely never) suck a cock -- me too! So his joke works for me. But then I got to thinking that I feel VERY differently about lady parts -- most of the time, when I see a Y, I want to dine there. Since I have known women who feel the same way about cocks -- god bless them -- it seemed to me that they may not relate to the joke as I do. Apologies to Louis for the analysis
member those days when we were contemplating doing stage theater, education, performance of sensual and sexual acts.
I'd still do it! & bring this guy in as a guest comedian! And then proceed!
Thanks for the laugh!
Most dicks aren't like this but there was one in particular that comes to mind. No worries, guys, it wasn't you! (the one that was should know who he is as he was the one and only one that asked me for an affair and I turned him down, so if that isn't you... it wasn't your dick). Thank God not multiples of men ask me for affairs or I'd think I am the problem!
It's lovely keeping some professional distance as that keeps this from happening! But funny as hell!
Anyway, Trin! Funny as hell. For a moment I thought that was your beau! There is only a little resemblance but it was my wish that he himself did standup comedy that animated! I'd want to watch that comedian between the sheets! I'd play with him as long as he kept the comedy going and I'd pay him. I'd love what he'd have to say about pussy and I'd love to let my antithesis of poetry exude over his dick and see his facial expressions ... I'd be laughing and he'd be bemusing in our exchange if our chemistry worked. Shit, he turns me on